The Dark Canuck

I’ve got a gun in my hand but that gun won’t cock
My finger’s on the trigger but that trigger seems locked
I can’t stop staring at the tick-tock clock
And even if I could I would never give up
With a vest on my chest, a bullet in my lung
I can’t believe I’m dying with my song unsung
And if and when I die won’t you bury me alone?
Because I’ll never get to heaven if I’m singing this song:
Oh, you don’t know where I’ve been…

- Streetlight Manifesto

…And the only thing dumber, then a republican, or a democrat, is when these pricks work together!

We have a two party system; the Democratic party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican party, which is a party of bad ideas.

And the way it works is, the republican stands up in congress and goes, ‘I got a really bad idea!’, and the democrat says, ‘and I can make it shittier!’…

- Lewis Black on Broadway